Yo Mama So Fat Jokes:
Yo mama so fat when she put a yellow rain jacket on people yelled out there goes the school bus
Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued
Yo mama so fat her husband was cheating on her.
Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued
Yo mama so fat her husband was cheating on her.
Yo mama so fat even OPRAH couldn't afford her liposuction
yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed
yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone :)
Yo mama so fat she roll to work today!?
Yo mama so fat she roll to work today!?
Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo momma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side!
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo mama's is so fat she drives a spandex car
Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo mama's so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scales
Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo mama's so fat she needs one barstool for each butt cheek
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama's so fat she sweats mayonnaise!
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo mama's so big, her belly button has an echo.
Yo mamma so fat, after sex I roll over twice, and I'm still on the *****.
Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it!
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama's so fat, when she wears her "B.V.D."s they spell boulevard!
Yo mama's so fat, that she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
Yo mama's so fat that this town really ISN'T big enough for the both of us
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu
Yo mama's so fat, after she gets through turning around, they throw her a welcome back party
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a dollar and made it four quarters.
Yo mama's so fat, after she got off the carousel, the horse limped for a week.
Yo mamma so fat, she crushed a bridge when she tripped! Oh!
Yo mamma is so fat, the sun has become jealous
Your mom is so fat, when she has sex, she has to give directions.
Yo mama's so fat, Chris Rock couldn't even think of a mama joke!
Yo mama jokes:
yo mama so ugly every time she smiles a fairy dies!!!
Yo Mama so ugly she put her face in dough and made monster cookies!!!
yo mama so ugly her pillow cries at night
Yo Mama So Stupid jokes:
yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.
yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!
your mama so stupid when she went to the super bowl she brought a big spoon
your mama is so stupid that she tripped over a wireless phone
your mama is so stupid that when the bus passd by she said twinkie come back
your mama is so stupid that she got expelled from the m&m factory because she threw away all the W's
your mama is so stupid that she put money in the parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out
your mama is so stupid that she called her son ass and her house crack, and when ass went missing, she called the cops and said, I can't find my ass anywhere, I looked up my crack but I couldn't find him!
Yo mama's so stupid, when her husband asked her what's for dinner, she opened her legs and answered, "Why honey, I'm having crabs."
Yo mama is so stupid she got ran over by a parked car!!
yo mama is so stupid she sat on the T.V. and watched the couch!
Yo Mama's so stupid, that her geometry test said "Find x", and she circled it and said "there it is."
Yo Mama's so stupid, I asked her for a hot dog and she put Fido in the microwav
Yo Mama's So Stupid, She Climbed Over A Glass Door To See What Was On The Other Side!!
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Yo mama's so stupid she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
Yo mama's so stupid she stares at an orange juice carton every morning for an hour cause it says "concentrate"
Yo mama's so stupid she eats her food stamps.
Yo mama's so stupid that she took you into a room and asked you "Who's this Oscar Meyer kid and why do you want his wiener?"
Yo mama so stupid she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home.
Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo mama's so dumb her friend asked her to go buy a color TV and she asked "What color?"
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refun
Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friend
Yo mama's so dumb, that the Psychic Friends only charge her half price to read her mind!
Yo' mama so stupid, she tried to steal a free sample!
Yo mama's so stupid, she had your brother thrown in rehab, cause he was Hooked on Phonics
Yo mama's so stupid that she thought that babies came from the infantry
Yo mama's so stupid she sold her car to buy petrol.
Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.
Yo mama's so stupid someone said ''if you were locked in a car and you had nothing but a hammer how would you get out" and she said "bust the window".
Yo momma so stupid she took a fish out of the water because she thought it was drowning.
Yo mama's so stupid she went on Jeapordy and lost to George W. Bush.
Yo mama's so stupid she pisses in the sink to save on the gas bill.
Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo mama's so stupid she plays Russian Roulette with a Glock
Yo mama's so stupid, I told her to take out the trash and she moved!
Yo mama's so stupid she drove all the way to New Mexico with the handbrake on.
Yo mama's so stupid she talked into a mailbox and when the postman came and asked her what she was doing and she said she was sending a voicemail.
Yo mamma so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch!
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so stupid that when the computer said press any key to continue she couldn't find the key named anykey
Thats all the jokes i have today! ill send in more soon!
